Saturday, November 5, 2011

A Letter From The Management

Dear Milena and Gustavo,

We hope that you are continuing to enjoy your stay at the JENI HOTEL (5 Star).  Although your stay here is nearing it's end, we regret to inform you that you are still not permitted to leave the facility.  May we remind you of all the amenities we have to offer here at the JENI:

  • Not so All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
  • Plush mattresses with Premium Bedding and a nightly mint left on your pillow (Shhh...don't tell your Daddies)
  • Swimming Pool which we recognize is more the size of a hot tub these days.
  • Full Gym complete with 2 lungs perfect for kickboxing and a bladder that doubles as a punching bag. maybe the JENI isn't seeming so "5 star" to you anymore, but you only have a very short time before we will unlock the front doors, and send you out into the real world.  At that time, you'll have two of the finest Tour Guides available who are very ready and anxious to meet your every need.

Until well, sweet babies.


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