Monday, September 12, 2011

Now Hiring


Entertaining, Detail Oriented Individual
Available At A Moment's Notice
For Pedicures.

Experience With French Manicures A Must

Willingness To Shave Lower Half Of Legs A Plus

Ability To Flatter Boss With Words Like: 
"My goodness...your legs and ankles are looking so slender!"
Is Helpful.

Hours: Flexible (though I am not)

Pay:  I Do Not.

If Interested: Please Contact Jeni
(and a psychologist),
 because you've probably lost your mind.


  1. Me me me!!

    Except I'm not sure how I feel about shaving your legs for you...

  2. LMAO! If you find that person PLEASE send them my way too! It's sad, really.


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