Now Hiring

Wanted:

Entertaining, Detail Oriented Individual

Available At A Moment's Notice

For Pedicures.

Experience With French Manicures A Must

Willingness To Shave Lower Half Of Legs A Plus

Ability To Flatter Boss With Words Like: 

"My goodness...your legs and ankles are looking so slender!"

Is Helpful.

Hours: Flexible (though I am not)

Pay:  I Do Not.

If Interested: Please Contact Jeni

(and a psychologist),

 because you've probably lost your mind.